3: Vain Fusspots
My novel was finally done and ready to submit to a choice selection of literary agents. Well it was kind of done. I'd been working on it...
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- Jan 30, 2020
2: GONE GIRL meets THE DA VINCI CODE
One day my regular newsletter from the big agency whose debut novel competition I'd failed to win brought me exciting news. They'd be...
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- Jan 27, 2020
1: Idle and Unprofitable Speculation
Sometimes, during the many lonely years it took to write my novel TWICE, I'd consult the online Tarot to discover how my book would get...
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The 'churning female degradation' bugged me but I had other agents to be fantasising about, with my so many irons in the fire. There were...
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I braced myself to get a hundred rejections. I didn't really but that's what I told myself I was doing. I'd read a blog about it. I...
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3: Vain Fusspots
My novel was finally done and ready to submit to a choice selection of literary agents. Well it was kind of done. I'd been working on it...
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2: GONE GIRL meets THE DA VINCI CODE
One day my regular newsletter from the big agency whose debut novel competition I'd failed to win brought me exciting news. They'd be...
My Rejections
1: Idle and Unprofitable Speculation
Sometimes, during the many lonely years it took to write my novel TWICE, I'd consult the online Tarot to discover how my book would get...
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