Unsolicited Advice for Agents, Celebrity Exes and Fellow Upcoming Writers

5 Lessons That Helped Me Get Published

8. Unsatisfactory Products

7. The Skanks

6. An Aloof & Reclusive Author

5. Tear-Jerking Love Stories

4: Churning Female Degradation

3: Vain Fusspots

2: GONE GIRL meets THE DA VINCI CODE

1: Idle and Unprofitable Speculation