GUEST REJECTION: Houyhnhnms & Yahoos
By: Anonymous As an avid fan of this blog I admit to an unashamed bias. I am a friend of the writer but also a veteran observer of that...
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Feb 16, 2020
6. An Aloof & Reclusive Author
I printed out my submission packages for agents 4,5 and 6, old-timers who wanted hard copies (cover letter, synopsis, first chapters). I...
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Feb 12, 2020
5. Tear-Jerking Love Stories
The 'churning female degradation' bugged me but I had other agents to be fantasising about, with my so many irons in the fire. There were...
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Feb 7, 2020
4: Churning Female Degradation
I braced myself to get a hundred rejections. I didn't really but that's what I told myself I was doing. I'd read a blog about it. I...
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Feb 6, 2020
GUEST REJECTION: Ghosts On The Line
By Jason Nicholls @studiojasons I penned my three-minute radio monologue Ghosts On The Line, while sat gazing up in admiration and envy...
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7. The Skanks
I got some rejections. Which was bound to happen and put me in perfectly good company. Plus it was still early days: Marlon James's first...
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6. An Aloof & Reclusive Author
I printed out my submission packages for agents 4,5 and 6, old-timers who wanted hard copies (cover letter, synopsis, first chapters). I...
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5. Tear-Jerking Love Stories
The 'churning female degradation' bugged me but I had other agents to be fantasising about, with my so many irons in the fire. There were...
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4: Churning Female Degradation
I braced myself to get a hundred rejections. I didn't really but that's what I told myself I was doing. I'd read a blog about it. I...
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3: Vain Fusspots
My novel was finally done and ready to submit to a choice selection of literary agents. Well it was kind of done. I'd been working on it...
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2: GONE GIRL meets THE DA VINCI CODE
One day my regular newsletter from the big agency whose debut novel competition I'd failed to win brought me exciting news. They'd be...
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1: Idle and Unprofitable Speculation
Sometimes, during the many lonely years it took to write my novel TWICE, I'd consult the online Tarot to discover how my book would get...
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